Quotes – U

Quotes Collection U – (author’s first name initial)

 

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“A day hemmed in prayer is less likely to unravel.”

Unknown Author

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“A man entered his local paper’s pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.”

Unknown Author

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“Do not follow where the path may lead – go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.”

Unknown Author

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“Fox hunts are still very popular in England. Once, by mistake, a female dog, in-heat, was placed in the pack. An observer asked, How’s it going? An official replied, Well I can’t say for sure, but I think the fox is running about fifth.”

Unknown Author

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“Give others a piece of your heart, not a piece of your mind.”

Unknown Author

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“Good habits are not made on birthdays, nor Christian character at the New Year. The workshop of character is everyday life. The uneventful and commonplace hour is where the battle is lost or won.”

Unknown Author

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“Grabel’s Law: 2 is not equal to 3 — not even for very large values of 2.”

Unknown Author

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“I’m sure you’ve been told that in today’s world, sex without utilizing a Barrier method can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier and I will kill you.”

Unknown Author

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“In America, adolescence is a period of time spent as if it were the last fling at life, rather than a preparation for it.”

Unknown Author

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“Keep your words sweet—you may have to eat them.”

Unknown Author

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“Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself.”

Unknown Author

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“Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it.”

Unknown Author

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“No matter what goes wrong, there is always someone who knew it would.”

Unknown Author

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“Not all readers are leaders, but all leaders are readers.”

Unknown Author

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“Our dignity is not in what we do but in who we are.”

Unknown Author

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“People may doubt what you say, but they believe what you do.”

Unknown Author

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“Programming is an art form that fights back.”

Unknown Author

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“Seven days without prayer makes one weak.”

Unknown Author

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“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.”

Unknown Author

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“Sometimes a winner is just a dreamer who never gave up.”

Unknown Author

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“Success is a journey, not a destination.”

Unknown Author

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“The absolute value of the TA was less than epsilon.”

Unknown Author

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“The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.”

Unknown Author

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“The person who WILL NOT read is no better off than the person who CAN NOT read.”

Unknown Author

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“To err is human, to moo bovine”

Unknown Author

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“Tolerance: what ants need to have better basketball teams.”

Unknown Author

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“Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too!”

Unknown Author

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“When people are wrapped up in themselves, the result is a small package.”

Unknown Author

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“When written in Chinese, the word ‘crisis’ is composed of two characters – one represents danger and the other represents opportunity.”

Unknown Author

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“You will never get ahead of someone as long as you’re trying to get even.”

Unknown Author

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“You’ve got to dance like no one’s watching and love like it’s never going to hurt.”

Unknown Author

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“Because of Andy, Red can find a different path – the path of freedom that is lit by hope. Who is your Andy Dufresne?”

Unknown moviegoer commenting on The Shawshank Redemption

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