Quotes – P, Q

Quotes Collection P, Q – (author’s first name initial)

 

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“You can’t get rid of poverty by giving people money.”

P. J. O’Rourke

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“Give me a museum and I’ll fill it.”

Pablo Picasso

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“The fear of death keeps us from living, not from dying.”

Paul C. Roud

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“The quick brown fox tripped over the lazy dog. Tore his ACL — out for the season. Stupid fox.”

Paul Hughes

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“Good thing for women I’m not God, because I would probably have taken that rib from Adam and had me a nice little Garden of Eden barbecue instead.”

Paul Paternoster

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“I heard that if you give Alka Seltzer to seagulls, they explode. I’ll betcha this is where the word gullible comes from.”

Paul Paternoster

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“Whoever said the hand is quicker than the eye obviously never tried rolling them down a ramp.”

Paul Paternoster

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“You can tell a lot about a man from the kind of underwear he wears. Like the guy who wears silk boxers on his head — that guy’s probably nuts.”

Paul Paternoster

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“I have a theory that all traffic lights are secretly synchronized — you just have to go fast enough. Testing this theory has led me to develop a second theory: most police officers are NOT men of science.”

Paul Wiley

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“I think that if I were a truck driver, I would fill my trailer with helium balloons and drive around looking for one of those police truck inspections, just to see the look on their faces when they put THAT baby on the scales.”

Paul Wiley

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“The young do not know enough to be prudent, and thereore they attempt the impossible, and achieve it, generation after generation.”

Pearl S. Buck

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“Sincerity and competence is a strong combination. In politics, it’s everything.”

Peggy Noonan

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“When I was a child, I used to be able to stand on my head. But not anymore — my feet got too big.”

Perry Friedman

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“Small deeds done are better than great deeds planned.”

Peter Marshall

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“I have no time for people who are Lactose Intolerant. I guess you could say I suffer from Lactose Intolerance Intolerance.”

Peter Medhurst

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“‘What about when there was only one set of footprints, and also a straight line with bootprints on one side and small circles on the other?’ The Lord replied, ‘Those were the times that I carried you, and we were joined by a pirate pushing a wheelbarrow.’”

Peter Rogers

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“If there were a state named Potunket, I would probably always forget whether it was a abbreviated PO or PT.”

Philip Doyle

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“Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn’t go away.”

Philip K. Dick

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“Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.”

Phillips Brooks

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“The first and greatest victory is to conquer yourself; to be conquered by yourself is of all things most shameful and vile.”

Plato

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“See everything; overlook a great deal; correct a little.”

Pope John XXIII

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“A merry heart doeth good like a medicine.”

Proverbs 27:22 (KJV)

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“This is the day that the Lord has made; let us rejoice and be glad in it.”

Psalm 118:24

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“If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade…or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler.”

Quan Choi

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