Quotes – K

Quotes Collection K – (author’s first name initial)

 

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“Your worst humiliation is only someone else’s momentary entertainment.”

Karen Crockett

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“If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed.”

Kate Halverson

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“At times I am amazed at how disproportionally strong ants are, but then I remember that I can still step on them.”

Keith Parrot

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“Hey, all you golfers — you know those little pencils? I stole the erasers! I stole the erasers! Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah!!”

Keith Sanvidge

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“A leader knows what’s best to do; a manager knows merely how best to do it.”

Ken Adelman

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“My dad said I’d never amount to anything, but I’d like to see HIM cover the register and the grill at the same time!”

Ken Peterson

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“A critic is a man who knows the way but can’t drive the car.”

Kenneth Tynan

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“But we all know that games aren’t played on paper…they are played by little men inside our TV sets.”

Kenny Mayne, ESPN Sportscenter

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“It must be a homer, Simpson, cuz the pitcher just said ‘Doh!’”

Kenny Mayne, ESPN Sportscenter

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“It’s back. It’s way back. It’s not coming back. It hit someone in the back.”

Kenny Mayne, ESPN Sportscenter

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“Ladies and gentlemen, in the unlikely event of a water landing, please use third base as a safety flotation device.”

Kenny Mayne, ESPN Sportscenter

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“Nah nah nah nah, hey hey hey, goodbye. You have, uh, too few nah’s and not enough heys. Should be nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah, hey hey goodbye.”

Kenny Mayne, ESPN Sportscenter

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“I discovered I scream the same way whether I’m about to be devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.”

Kevin James

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“The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.”

Kilgore Trout (Kurt Vonnegut)

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“I sure hope the FDA approves the placebo pill, because it did wonders in curing my hypochondria.”

Kim Moser

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“If you can’t annoy somebody, there’s little point in writing.”

Kingsley Amis

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