Quotes – G

Quotes Collection G – (author’s first name initial)

 

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“Everyone is a genius at least once a year.”

G. C. Lichtenberg

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“The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.”

G. K. Chesterton

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“It’s amazing what one can do when one doesn’t know what one can do.”

Garfield

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“Journalism is merely history’s first draft.”

Geoffrey C. Ward

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“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”

George Bush

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“If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him…is he still wrong?”

George Carlin

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“If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.”

George Carlin

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“It is never too late to be what you might have been.”

George Elliot

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“Maybe even the two academic rivals Computer Science and Information Science and Technology can join forces to help.”

George Kroner, Freshman IST major

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“Wouldn’t it be great if we could take all the pollution in the world, pile it up all neat-like, and hide it somewhere? We could call that place, ‘New Jersey.’”

George MacMillan

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“While I’m fully aware that money can’t buy happiness, I wouldn’t mind being known as the melancholy guy who drives the red Lamborghini Diablo.”

George Olso

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“Perhaps imagination is only intelligence having fun.”

George Scialabba

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“The pursuit of perfection often impedes improvement.”

George Will

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“The Constitution of America only guarantees pursuit of happiness; you have to catch up with it yourself.”

Gill Robb Wilson

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“I think I was infected with the ILOVEYOU virus, but my doctor insists on calling it genital herpes.”

Glen Fisher

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“I pity the fool who still thinks Mr. T. References are hip and funny.”

Greg Preece

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“Sometimes I just stare at my computer screen and wonder what technology hath wrought. Other times I stare at it and think, Those have *got* to be fake.”

Gregor Young

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“Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.”

Groucho Marx

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“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.”

Groucho Marx

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