Quotes – F

Quotes Collection F – (author’s first name initial)

 

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“‘That’s never happened before!’ ‘Which part, the eight seconds of sex, or the forty-five minutes of crying!?’”

Family Guy

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“You never think about the victim until you become one.”

Family Matters’ Carl Winslow

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“Give thanks for what you are now, and keep fighting for what you want to be tomorrow.”

Fernanda Miramontes-Landeros

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“Hot words make a real cool friendship.”

Flo Ashworth

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“A bird in hand can be messy.”

Fortune Cookie

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“A loaded .357 always beats a full house.”

Fortune Cookie

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“A rose by any other name would still attract aphids.”

Fortune Cookie

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“A stitch in time will ruin your clock.”

Fortune Cookie

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“Blessed are the meek, for they make great scapegoats.”

Fortune Cookie

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“Computers are like humans – they do everything except think.”

Fortune Cookie

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“If it wasn’t for the last minute, nothing would get done.”

Fortune Cookie

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“If you can’t make it work, make a statistic of it.”

Fortune Cookie

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“Live each day to the fullest. It may be your last.”

Fortune Cookie

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“Management’s role is to make it as hard as possible to get the work done.”

Fortune Cookie

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“Put off procrastinating until a later time.”

Fortune Cookie

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“Someday your ship will come in, but you’ll be at the airport.”

Fortune Cookie

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“The path to enlightenment requires a flashlight with fresh batteries.”

Fortune Cookie

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“Time exists solely to keep everything from happening at once.”

Fortune Cookie

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“To accomplish something important, two things are necessary: a good idea, and not quite enough time.”

Fortune Cookie

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“Why do those who speak the loudest always have the least to say?”

Fortune Cookie

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“A prudent question is one-half of wisdom.”

Francis Bacon

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“Modern man has both feet planted firmly in mid-air.”

Francis Sch’ffer

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“Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty.”

Frank Herbert, Dune Chronicles

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“The safe way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.”

Frank Hubbard

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“I’m all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let’s start with typewriters.”

Frank Lloyd Wright

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“Why not go out on a limb? Isn’t that where the fruit is?”

Frank Scully

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“The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.”

Franklin D. Roosevelt

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“When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.”

Franklin D. Roosevelt

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“We have nothing to fear but fear itself.”

Franklin Delano Roosevelt

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“Everyone wants to live at the expense of the state. They forget that the state wants to live at the expense of everyone.”

Frederic Bastiat

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“We tend to forget that happiness doesn’t come as a result of getting something we have, but rather of recognizing and appreciating what we do have.”

Frederick Keonig

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“There are two types of people – those who come into a room and say, ‘Well, here I am!’ and those who come in and say, ‘Ah, there you are’.”

Frederick L. Collins

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“Robert Orben: Never raise your hand to a child. It leaves your mid-section unprotected.”

From Roger Dawson

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